Rated R

Gather around children while I tell you a great story about a boy born of wool and earth. There once was a gentleman by the name of Hephaestus. He was a skilled metal worker who built great objects out of metal, what else? One day he was drinking with his old friend Hermes when the beautiful Athena came to visit, wishing to have Hephaestus repair her armor. Hermes, ever the trickster, told Hephaestus that Athena was winking at him. As drunk as Hephaestus was, he believed Hermes and chased after Athena. While running after her he got a little too excited and ejaculated on Athena’s leg. In disgust she wiped off his “man juice” with a piece of wool and threw it on the ground, and up sprang Rizwanalus “man of wool and earth” Happy Birthday Rizwan!