Little Riz

On the behalf of everyone on this site I wanted to take this opportunity to wish you a Happy Birthday. Being 23 is huge… I bet your aunty-jis will soon start making serious plans to look for a good Pakistani ladaki for you. If you ever need diabolic plans to get rid of prospective brides, ring us up.

Now here comes the mushy stuff…I forewarned you.
Thank you for letting us have some space to vent and doodle on your site. It’s just like you to share things with others- ever since I’ve known you, you’ve been like that.

We all wish you a Happy Birthday! Get prepared to receive some serious birthday beats! If you don’t corporate with us we might leave your sorry ass up at Algonquin. So, I suggest that you take it like a “manly man”.

Your Site Chums